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User:ahhhsuchdapimp (1252527)
I'm the juicy dangler
...you shall never sleep (or the monkeys will come & steal your face!)...
Name:ahhhsuchdapimp
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Location:Brighton, United Kingdom
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Denmark has this awesome tradition for little kids- each town has a special tree (or trees) where kids can hang up their pacifiers when they are ready to move on. It's a rite of passage, basically, & is a pretty big deal for the kids to go through.
This lj is kind of like a little (electronic) memory tree, where I can hang my memories proudly, & try & learn to grow from them.


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'Alice laughed, "There's no use trying," She said, "One ca'n't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen... "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as 6 impossible things before breakfast."'
Lewis Carroll (1872)

"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein

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["The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive." - Kenneth Williams]






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um,

Take my advice like you would crack... use it, enjoy it.. and then forget it ever happened.

Paco says "duuuuuuuuuooouude".. so dnt f**k with him!

I like the Brady bRunch... i like Jan on my toast.

if all the above hasnt frightened u away, then you'd probably frighten me. haha :oP


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+ I'm sarcastic and embittered, and this is not to be confused with whiney or angsty. This is pretty much reflected in most of my posts, although sometimes I do genuinely use LJ as a window to vent stuff that's really on my mind.
+ I have a general disdain for society and people in general, but I have managed to surround myself with some of the most amazing people on the planet, and I don't take that for granted.
+ I have a twisted sense of humor, and my one of my favourite things in the world is to laugh. The kind of laugh where you are so giddy you can hardly stand. So if you appreciate sarcasm and humor, then I'll probably appreciate you.
+ I tend to babble when I'm tired, and I talk too much anyway.
+ I can be hyperactive and a load of laughs, and I can also be a total train wreck- and switch between the two quite quickly. A lot of things have happened in my life recently, and I deal with them differently on different days. I possess the ability to laugh and reflect upon myself, though, so I generally don't take life too seriously.
+ I like shiney things *gestures at info* in case you hadn't noticed...
+ I love music with a passion, and I pay particular attention to lyrics. I experience music and songs on a different level to many people, and I'm always open to learning about new bands, etc. and expanding my musical spectrum. The interests I have listed do my music taste in no way justice, and could probably use a little re-vamping but...
+ I'm quite lazy, which is not to be confused with indifferent.
+ I speak English and Danish fluently, with a working knowledge in Spanish and Portuguese (my dad is Danish, my mother is Brazilian-English), I lived in the Philippines for 15 years and have travelled a considerable amount. This makes me open to new cultures and ideas, and also resent prejudice of any form.

Right. So *shuffles feet*... That's about it, really. Comment + add me, & I'll probably add you back.

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The cutest most creative multi-national girl I know

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You are a little furry and like to eat moths.... Ok well maybe not! You are a very sweet, extremly crazy and funny girl! I love the way you can make me feel better and good about myself by making me LAUGH!! (She touches me in the night)!

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Species: Vivian (aka Smokey the bear)

The deadliest serving of peaches and cream. BEWARE: though packaging may seem sweet and innocent, twisted and corrupted mind works from within.

However, feed with enough cheese and Vivians tend to calm down, and return to their natural habitat of PJ's, TV and regular nicotine intake.

Note: Do no under any circumstance seperate a Vívian from these items (doing so may result in bodily harm and/or death):
1. Cigarettes
2. Food - especially cheese
3. Family (herein the pooches as well)
4. Friends
5. Paul (during mating season)
6. Entertainment (although removal of only one is acceptable, cutting a Vivian off from reading, watching tv or movies, music or other forms of entertainment is lethal.)


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Meet 'Jacooby Booby Head'


my adopted


Sea-Monkey!


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lyrics


MODEST MOUSE
Lives



Everyone's afraid of their own life
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?
No one really knows the ones they love
If you knew everything they thought
I bet that you'd wish that they'd just shut up
Well, you were the dull sound of sharp math
When you were alive
No ones gonna play the harp when you die
And if I had a nickel for every damn dime
I'd have half the time, do you mind?
Everyone's afraid of their own lives
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?
Am I right? And it's our lives
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember
We're alive for the first time
It's hard to remember were alive for the last time
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember
To live before you die
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember
That our lives are such a short time
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember
When it takes such a long time
It's hard to remember, it's hard to remember:
My mom's God is a woman and my mom she is a witch
I like this
My hell comes from inside, comes from inside myself
Why fight this
Everyone's afraid of their own lives
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?




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Lyrics


I am a lone wolf
I always was and will be
I feel fine
I am resigned to this
I am a lone wolf
I am a lone wolf

Got my cares
Wrapped-up all nice and neat
In my suitcase
I'll take it down the street
To a place with plenty of space for me
I am a lone wolf

I am a lone wolf
It blows my mind
That people wanna try to get
Inside my tired head

I am a lone wolf
I am a lone wolf

I am a lone wolf
Nobody needs to get too close to me
You'll only see this truth
I am a lone wolf
- EELS


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♥FRIENDS♥

~ahhhsuchdapimp~

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- Jerry Lewis

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Memories::44 entries
Interests:143: ♥ stewie, a perfect circle, absolutely fabulous, alcohol, alice in chains, art, audioslave, austin powers, badges, blind melon, blur, bob marley, boondock saints, brandon boyd, brazil, bulldogs, busta rhymes, caffeine, candy, cartoons, cheats, chilling, christiania, cigarettes, clothes, coldplay, comedy, cookies, cynics, dancing, danish, decemberists, deftones, denmark, discussions, dogville, drawing, drinking, duke special, eddie izzard, eels, elf!, family guy, fight club, foo fighters, food, gin blossoms, goldfinger, goldfrapp, green, guster, half baked, hating customers, homestarrunner, hugs, humor, hundred reasons, ice cream, incubus, jeff buckley, jello, johnny depp, joy division, karate, kisses, korn, lamb, languages, laughing, limp bizkit, mad caddies, marilyn manson, massive attack, mean girls, meat puppets, milan kundera, modest mouse, mogwai, moldy peaches, monty python, mugatu, n.e.r.d, neutral milk hotel, nirvana, open mindedness, outkast, pablo francisco, painting, pearl jam, pedro the lion, peircings, philosophy, photography, portishead, procrastinating, pulp fiction, punk, r&b, radiohead, rap, reggae, requiem for a dream, rhcp, rock, rocky horror picture show, ryan adams, sarcasm, scissor sisters, shisha, silverchair, ska, skindred, smashing pumpkins, smoking, snatch, snl, snoop dogg, snow, south park, spanish, sublime, system of a down, tattoos, the beatles, the big lebowski, the breakfast club, the cheat, the cranberries, the doors, the matrix, the pietasters, the simpsons, the white stripes, the whole 9 yards, tricky, wasting time, watercolors, wayne's world, wedding singer, who framed roger rabbit, will ferrel, yeah yeah yeahs, zoolander
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People37:_beanstalker_, alecto161, auntie_maim, bfscollegegirl, bitter_as_bile, bodyglide, brazibabe, chellykins, christylou82, cinnamonkitty, danishspy2, dejectedxfate, evil_emo_llama, herloved_beauty, iheartfeijoas, iwantmystapler, karma_queen, kiapa, lacrimawanders, liambyrne, lidi, melesmeles, moontasticmel, natzini, nibblednib, notwhoisaididbe, pinkjulia, r4wrdinosaur, randomlikejazz, rinoasheeplover, shakedownst, silentkimbly, soaringeagle531, sound0fhysteria, the_claudiament, thisisbridget, tinydancer7
Communities20:100_words, 1day1thought, ___layoutxlove, __iiicons, admit_italready, aspirantphoto, badmakeup, demented_icons, denmark, different_icons, eddieizzard, h0ney_kiss, humoursection, iconomicon, mainly_assholes, metaquotes, photocontest, spiralbound_lj, steal_my_icons, stupid_free
Feeds1:dictionary_wotd
Mutual Friends:33: _beanstalker_, alecto161, auntie_maim, bfscollegegirl, bodyglide, brazibabe, chellykins, christylou82, cinnamonkitty, danishspy2, dejectedxfate, evil_emo_llama, herloved_beauty, iheartfeijoas, iwantmystapler, karma_queen, kiapa, lacrimawanders, liambyrne, melesmeles, moontasticmel, natzini, nibblednib, notwhoisaididbe, pinkjulia, r4wrdinosaur, randomlikejazz, rinoasheeplover, soaringeagle531, sound0fhysteria, the_claudiament, thisisbridget, tinydancer7
Also Friend of:3: drug_war, ir4ikkk, swatmax
Member of:37: 0_layouts_4_pie, 100_words, ___layoutxlove, __iiicons, __zebrastripes, _premadelayouts, _xlayoutsx_, adayinmylife, admit_italready, art_expressions, aspirantphoto, badmakeup, bloom_outs, demented_icons, denmark, different_icons, eddieizzard, found_objects, h0ney_kiss, humoursection, iconaddicts, iconomicon, kilometros, layouts____, layouts_simple, lookitslayouts, mainly_assholes, metaquotes, oh_premades, override_lj, photocontest, reflect_it, spiralbound_lj, steal_my_icons, stupid_free, toxics, whoafreelayouts
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